Funny Birthday Wishes are a great way to give smiles on anyone’s Birthday.
Birthday Cards typically go two ways. Sweet and meaningful in a way meant to convey to the receiver how much you care about them. Or you can personalize your Birthday Card with a handwritten sentiment that is sure to crack a smile and add humor to their special day via Funny Birthday Wishes.
Either Birthday message–Sweet & Sentimental OR Funny Birthday Wishes— is perfect for Birthdays. The direction you choose to go is a matter of your personality and your relationship with the Birthday Person.
If Funny Birthday Wishes feels more like your style, then feel free to look over these messages and see if any would work for you!
Funny Birthday Wishes
Another year, another candle on the cake. Don’t worry, I think I can wait another year or two before there’s a need to put the Fire Department on standby.
Enjoy your special day and don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Tomorrow on a non-special day, just head over to my house and we’ll do a grey hair check. No need to find out bad news today!
I know all your secrets and I’ll take them to the grave. Just remember, that includes your TRUE age.
They say Men get wiser with age, but the only thing I’ve noticed is that their remote controls just get more and more complex with each year.
Another year, another age bracket. Oh, the joys of getting older where everyone like’s to point out our newly acquired ‘oldness’ on a Birthday. So, in case you didn’t realize it. You’re older, but I still dig ya!
With each Birthday we get a bit plusher and add a few new wrinkles in the mix. That’s Birthdays Baby!
At least with good friends around on Birthdays, we can help you keep it real because let’s face it, we all have to experience this getting older business once a year too, so you’re not alone!
Funny Birthday Wishes
Ok, you’ve celebrated your 29th birthday for several years now. As your Best Friend, I think it’s time to tell you. It’s time to bump that number up and start turning 39 for a while…but no worries, I’ll always see you as a 29-year-old!
Cheers! I’d say we could do around for every year you’ve been alive, but I don’t think we could handle the next day as we used too. So instead, I raise a single toast to you and say Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! I’ve brought the fire extinguisher in case things get out of hand with that blaze of Birthday Cake you’ll have this year. Remember, deep breath, focus and blow until your eyes bug out and if that doesn’t put out all the candles I’ll bring in the extinguisher.
Remember how excited we were to turn 21? Yay, those days are definitely over but the good news is everything we do now is legal. For the more part…
Wine, Cheese, and Age. They say they all get better with age and I think you are looking mighty tasty these days.
How many Birthdays does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t know either, but I gotta tell you, your light is blazing Bright today!
Friend. Please know I am here for you today on this Birthday. If you feel any panic, fear or fright just call me and I’ll walk you through this new age bracket process.
We hope you enjoyed these Funny Birthday Wishes!